God’s he’s so freaking stupid………..
April 15th, 2010http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog/Eklund/My-Last-Shots-of-the-Nightand-a-plea-to-the-great-fans-of-the-SJ-Sharks/1/27718 So, I’m out enjoying this beautiful sunny day here in the Philly burbs, and I get a great, big, smelly, shit sandwich of a blog brought to my attention. In case some of you haven’t read it yet the link is posted above. This blog, and I use that term very loosely, was written by everyone’s favorite hack, Eklund. Beyond everything else, just the fact that he exists in the same world as me makes me question all things that are good and holy in the universe, but that’s a story for another day.I have a few problems with what that jackass wrote. What gives him the audacity to even begin to think that he qualifies to give any hockey advice to any team is beyond me. And the fact that he states, and makes a very big deal out of the fact that, he was in attendance for the Flyers/Devils game last night and then goes on to offer “insight” on all the other games that took place yesterday is just in my opinion an act of complete and utter arrogance. Who does this fuckhead think he is anyway? I mean, this is the same guy that gets all of his “inside info” and “rumors” from inside his own head while he’s sitting on the toilet taking his morning dump. But, that fact aside I took most offense to what he wrote regarding the San Jose Sharks and their fan base. I mean, what honest, red-blooded fan of the game wouldn’t have taken offense to what that asshat said? Speaking from a fan’s standpoint here for a moment I would like to officially offer to Mr. Eklund the invitation to kiss my ass. As a fan, of any sport, in any league, in any country, you have the right to show your emotions, voice your disapproval, and elate in the euphoric joys that go hand in hand with living and dying with your team of choice. That is exactly what the Sharks’ fans are doing. How dare you try and state that they shouldn’t boo or voice any opinions other than the bright sunny ones? You’re such an ass. That’s what fans do. And being from Philly and being a Flyers fan, dickhead Eklund should be very familiar with that fact.The part of the “blog” that bothered me the most though is the part where he insinuated that the Sharks’ players needed the reassurance from the fans and they didn’t need to be reminded of any shortcomings. Fuck you, they’re not helping. If a fan doesn’t have passion and emotion then they have no business being a fan at all. How do you know that the players are feeding off the negativity? They are grown ass fucking men. Maybe you’re a pansy ass crybaby, Mr. Eklund, but the men who play for the Sharks are not. Do they like to be booed. No, I’m sure they don’t. Nobody would. But, if you are suggesting that they can’t handle it, then you are an even bigger idiot than I ever gave you credit for, and I think you’re an enormous, boot licking, no talent, lying, sack of shit idiot. So that’s saying something. All I want to know is who died and made you fan patrol boss? The Sharks are a good team, with class-act players, class-act management, and world class fans. So, fuck off with your preaching, self promoting, hypocritical, nonsensical, meaningless bullshit. What you have done is ask fans to basically be indifferent towards the sport they love. Hockey isn’t always Care Bears, Smurfs, and cuddly puppies. Sometimes it stings to know the people who cheer for you also will turn on you in an instant. But that’s why MEN play this game. They can handle it. They are familiar with it.And as long as there is hockey, hockey players, hockey games, and hockey fans, there WILL be booing.I just can’t even begin to understand what soap box you climbed up on when you decided to spew out all the horseshit you wrote, but I hope you fall off and fall hard. The hockey universe would be so much better off without an Eklund disgracing it on a daily basis. But, you know what they say. If wishes were horses…….There are two things I can be sure of. Hockey fans will always be passionate in good times AND in bad. And Eklund will always be a douchebag.
